AS THE TITLE SUGGESTS -THIS IS A RATHER NAUGHTY CD!!

A LITTLE BIT 'END OF THE PIER', A LITTLE BIT 'NUDGE, NUDGE , WINK, WINK!!'

I HAD A COLLECTION OF SONGS WRITTEN WITH COMEDY CLUBS IN MIND AND ALTHOUGH SOME ARE A BIT CHEEKY AND RUDE - THEY WERE ALL WRITTEN AND RECORDED 'IN THE BEST POSSIBLE TASTE!!'

THE RELEASE DATE OF THE ALBUM WAS DELAYED DUE TO MY NEAR OBSESSIVE VISION FOR THE COVER DESIGN.

A FRUITLESS SEARCH ENSUED FOR AN OLD POSTCARD FEATURING A GENTLEMANS BARBERS AND THE 'SOMETHING FOR THE WEEKEND' TAG LINE.... DESPITE TRIPS TO POSTCARD MUSEUMS AND COUNTLESS LIBRARIES AND REFERENCE BOOKS (NOT TO MENTION THE INTERNET), MY SEARCH WAS IN VAIN....., ALTHOUGH I'M CERTAIN THAT SOMEWHERE IT DOES EXISTS..AND ONE DAY I WILL FIND IT!

AS A LAST RESORT. ON A COLD JANUARY MORNING, I STRIPPED OFF NAKED IN FRONT OF OUR GARDEN SHED WITH A MANDOLIN ON MY KNEE, (HOW I SUFFER FOR MY ART!!) AND ROPED IN THE TALENTS OF MY DARLING WIFE TO PRODUCE THE ICONIC SLEEVE WHICH WAS EVENTUALLY USED....